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Deck Roast

Your mates are too nice about your pitch deck.

Upload your deck. Get direct, opinionated, UK-specific feedback in under two minutes. Scored against what UK pre-seed to Series A funders typically look for, with the shape of a stronger version for each weak slide, in your own numbers. Whether you are raising or entering a pitch competition. Free.

See an example roast
No account needed. Add your email at the end and we'll send your roast and save it to your dashboard.

How it works

1
Tell us who you are. Your stage, your company, your website. The roast reads your actual context, not a generic template. That is what makes the feedback specific instead of AI waffle.
2
Upload your deck. PDF, up to 25MB. We read it, score it, quote it back at you.
3
Get roasted. Seven scores, your strengths and weak spots with verbatim quotes, suggested rewrites, and your next actions linked to the exact guides that help.

What gets scored

Seven things UK funders typically weigh, with UK-specific expectations baked in. SEIS framing on a sub-250k raise. Bottom-up market sizing. Traction signals that matter at your stage. Pick your rubric: pre-seed, seed or Series A.

Problem claritySolution credibilityMarket sizingTractionTeamAsk and use of fundsTiming / why now

Your deck is never stored

We delete your deck the moment the review is generated. Not after 30 days, not when you ask. Immediately and automatically. We keep your scores and feedback so you can track improvement between versions. The slides are yours and stay yours.